i'm on a boat.
yours is paper?
mine is gold.
don't ask me how it floats,
i dont know.
hows this,
i'm on it,
i'm jesus.
bam wam thank you MA'AM.
hi.
I WANNA SEE OWL CITY IN CONCERT SOOOO BAD.
so,
here's the plan.
i'm gonna try to invite myself.
ugh.
i can't wait until i'm ungrounded.
i know i've said that a lot,
but i reallyyyyyyyy want to right now.
i'm tired of feeling left out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jduFDgIr598
LISTEN TO IT.
bye :D
Saturday, November 28, 2009
whineys first all nighter
yep.
tonight me and whitney (sister) are gonna pull an all nighter. my days already been ruined so i mean what the fuck. soooo this is the first post of the day. and i'm not a happy camper. jake can't come over tomorrow, and i've been so excited to see him.......plus......its our three month tomorrow....whats the fucking point of celebrating three months together if we cant even do it on the right date? i wanna punch a baby right now. i'm so pissed im not even gonna bother pressing the enter button after every sentence i type like i normally do. FUCK im so pissed i'm not gonna stop typing until i get this outta my system. i'm not even gonna check the zillions of facebook IMs im getting. "MADI!!! MADI!!!! I MISS YOU!!!! WHEN ARE YOU UNGROUNDED!!!!?" shut the fuck up im not in the mood to talk to your stalker ass. god fucking dammit. so i was talking to him and he was at the movies and he ditched his friends because the movie was LAME and he wanted to talk to me. and yeah. i guess that was sweet. but fuck, breh. that pisses me off!!!! i had to BEG my dad to let him come over (since im grounded) and now, now, NOWW!!!!! i cant do a fucking thing. GOD DAMMMMMMIT FACEBOOK!!!! i keep hearing that little poppy noise that facebook IM makes when i get IM's. SHUT. UP!!!!! ugh. i just told everyone BRB so i can finish this in silence (besides music------MISSED THE BOAT:MODEST MOUSE) anyways. yeah. so then i was just talking to him. just trying to forget and talk about something else. and then my dad comes into the room and screams GET OFF THAT DAMN PHONE! and im like ITS NOT MINE ITS WHITNEYS! and hes like I DONT CARE! GET OFF! and then im like ITS PRETTY MUCH LIKE USING THE HOUSE PHONE! and hes like I. DONT. CARE. so then i had to tell jake i had to go, which took forever because he kept saying 'oh sureee oh yeahh i bet i bet' and im like 'uhh yeah im not kidding' and hes like 'ohhhh sureeeeee sure sureeee' and im like 'WHATEVER I REALLY GOTTA GO' because good ol daddio was fuckin hollaring into my ears. so then he was like 'i love you, baby...so much' which makes me feel bad. so i was like 'i love you too bye.' like. flatly. and now i really wish i didn't do that. :( because i dont want him to be mad.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i could assassin a fucking toddler right now.
bye.
tonight me and whitney (sister) are gonna pull an all nighter. my days already been ruined so i mean what the fuck. soooo this is the first post of the day. and i'm not a happy camper. jake can't come over tomorrow, and i've been so excited to see him.......plus......its our three month tomorrow....whats the fucking point of celebrating three months together if we cant even do it on the right date? i wanna punch a baby right now. i'm so pissed im not even gonna bother pressing the enter button after every sentence i type like i normally do. FUCK im so pissed i'm not gonna stop typing until i get this outta my system. i'm not even gonna check the zillions of facebook IMs im getting. "MADI!!! MADI!!!! I MISS YOU!!!! WHEN ARE YOU UNGROUNDED!!!!?" shut the fuck up im not in the mood to talk to your stalker ass. god fucking dammit. so i was talking to him and he was at the movies and he ditched his friends because the movie was LAME and he wanted to talk to me. and yeah. i guess that was sweet. but fuck, breh. that pisses me off!!!! i had to BEG my dad to let him come over (since im grounded) and now, now, NOWW!!!!! i cant do a fucking thing. GOD DAMMMMMMIT FACEBOOK!!!! i keep hearing that little poppy noise that facebook IM makes when i get IM's. SHUT. UP!!!!! ugh. i just told everyone BRB so i can finish this in silence (besides music------MISSED THE BOAT:MODEST MOUSE) anyways. yeah. so then i was just talking to him. just trying to forget and talk about something else. and then my dad comes into the room and screams GET OFF THAT DAMN PHONE! and im like ITS NOT MINE ITS WHITNEYS! and hes like I DONT CARE! GET OFF! and then im like ITS PRETTY MUCH LIKE USING THE HOUSE PHONE! and hes like I. DONT. CARE. so then i had to tell jake i had to go, which took forever because he kept saying 'oh sureee oh yeahh i bet i bet' and im like 'uhh yeah im not kidding' and hes like 'ohhhh sureeeeee sure sureeee' and im like 'WHATEVER I REALLY GOTTA GO' because good ol daddio was fuckin hollaring into my ears. so then he was like 'i love you, baby...so much' which makes me feel bad. so i was like 'i love you too bye.' like. flatly. and now i really wish i didn't do that. :( because i dont want him to be mad.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i could assassin a fucking toddler right now.
bye.
Friday, November 27, 2009
good morning sunshine
lalalalalaaaaaaaa
i woke up and i didn't know where i was today
like i seriously had no idea where i was.
turns out,
i was three houses down
from where i started.
so now i have learned
that i'm an oblivious sleep walker.
FUUUN.
so i have an obsession with gary jules' 'mad world'
(vvvvvvv LINKS DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE)
like i mean
last night
(THANKSGIVING)
i was @ my grama and granpas
and i had it FULL BLAST
and i was just sitting there
in a transit
like not moving
and supposedly people were talking to me?
i cant remember.
people must think i'm a very troubled soul.
*ICANTWAITFORMONDAY!*
or sunday <33
because see monday i'm ungrounded
and sunday its me and Jake's three month anniversary ((((:
iLOVEhim
but shit dude
i am gonna PARTY when i'm ungrounded.
like, i'm gonna be on my best behavior with my parents and stuff so they'll let me do stuff,
BUT I'M GONNA HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE EVERYDAY OF THE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEK.
and i'm pumped.
and i'm gonna get my phone back.
and i'm gonna be able to see jake when i want to.
...well for other purposes we might have to work around certain...stuff....
OKAY NO
HAPPY THOUGHTS
(((((((((((((((((((((((((x
goddamn,
three months,
feels like three WEEKS,
<33
hmmmmm
i dont have much more to say.
peaceeeeeeeeeeee
i woke up and i didn't know where i was today
like i seriously had no idea where i was.
turns out,
i was three houses down
from where i started.
so now i have learned
that i'm an oblivious sleep walker.
FUUUN.
so i have an obsession with gary jules' 'mad world'
(vvvvvvv LINKS DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE)
like i mean
last night
(THANKSGIVING)
i was @ my grama and granpas
and i had it FULL BLAST
and i was just sitting there
in a transit
like not moving
and supposedly people were talking to me?
i cant remember.
people must think i'm a very troubled soul.
*ICANTWAITFORMONDAY!*
or sunday <33
because see monday i'm ungrounded
and sunday its me and Jake's three month anniversary ((((:
iLOVEhim
but shit dude
i am gonna PARTY when i'm ungrounded.
like, i'm gonna be on my best behavior with my parents and stuff so they'll let me do stuff,
BUT I'M GONNA HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE EVERYDAY OF THE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEK.
and i'm pumped.
and i'm gonna get my phone back.
and i'm gonna be able to see jake when i want to.
...well for other purposes we might have to work around certain...stuff....
OKAY NO
HAPPY THOUGHTS
(((((((((((((((((((((((((x
goddamn,
three months,
feels like three WEEKS,
<33
hmmmmm
i dont have much more to say.
peaceeeeeeeeeeee
Thursday, November 26, 2009
YESTERDAY WAS AMAZING
okay so you know how i've been grounded?
CHANGE OF PLANS!!!!!
well, for yesterday it was.
everything went SWIMMINGLY.
my dad wasn't pissed off at me AT ALL,
i went to the store with my mom to get thanksgivin' fixin's,
and oh god damn,
my mom was so drugged up yesterday,
when her friend kelly came over to check up on her,
she was giving away her jewelry
so kelly stopped by this morning to give it back,
hahahahaha
wow.
so yeah,
my dad and i went to blockbuster,
got bruno & year one
AND THEN HE LET JAKE COME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
i was like OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
so he came over,
and there was a lot of kissing, and holding, and playing. xD
god i love that boy<3
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn our faces
bright and early for the daily races
going no where
going no where
the tears are filling up their glasses
no expression
no expression
hide my head i wanna drown my sorrow
no tomorrow
no tomorrow
and i find it kinda funny
i find it kinda sad
the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had
and i find it hard to tell you
i find it hard to take
when people run in circles
its a very very
mad world,
mad world.
children waiting for the day they feel good
happy birthday
happy birthday
and they feel the way that every child should
sit and listen
sit and listen
went to school and i was very nervous
no one knew me
no one knew me
hello teacher tell me whats my lesson
look right through me
look right through me
and i find it kinda funny
i find it kinda sad
the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had
i find it hard to tell you
i find it hard to take
when people run in circles,
its a very very
mad world
mad world
mad world
enlarging your world
mad
world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M
^GREAT song
that song doesn't apply to how i feel,
but i WILL show you what song does
-------------------------------------------
all along the western front
people line up to recieve
she got the power in her hand
to shock you like you wont believe
so hot in the amazon
but the sun is shinin through her skin
standin there with nothin on
she gonna teach me how to swim
said ooh girl
shock me like an electic eel
baby girl
turn me on with your electric feel
said ooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
baby girl
turn my on with your electric feel
all along the eastern shore
put your seconds in the sea
this is what the world is for
makin electricity
you can feel it in your mind
ah you can do it all the time
plug it in and change the world
you are my electric girl
said ooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
baby girl
turn me on with your electric feel
said ooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
baby girl
turn me on with your electric feel
do what you feel now
electric feel no
do what you feel now
electric feel now
you what you feel now
electric feel now
do what you feel now
electric feel now
do what you feel now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJXar_27tWQ
yeahhhhhhh
how the song SOUNDS itself is how i feel right now
i just realized those lyrics dont really go along with my emotions
fuck it.
but yeah
OH you wanna know a GREAT way to blow off steam,
but on a song to decribe your emotion,
open up a word document,
and just type the lyrics and it plays and you listen
it feels AMAZING
yeah.
that's what i did up there ^
so this post kinda sucks
whatever
BYE :))))))
CHANGE OF PLANS!!!!!
well, for yesterday it was.
everything went SWIMMINGLY.
my dad wasn't pissed off at me AT ALL,
i went to the store with my mom to get thanksgivin' fixin's,
and oh god damn,
my mom was so drugged up yesterday,
when her friend kelly came over to check up on her,
she was giving away her jewelry
so kelly stopped by this morning to give it back,
hahahahaha
wow.
so yeah,
my dad and i went to blockbuster,
got bruno & year one
AND THEN HE LET JAKE COME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
i was like OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
so he came over,
and there was a lot of kissing, and holding, and playing. xD
god i love that boy<3
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn our faces
bright and early for the daily races
going no where
going no where
the tears are filling up their glasses
no expression
no expression
hide my head i wanna drown my sorrow
no tomorrow
no tomorrow
and i find it kinda funny
i find it kinda sad
the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had
and i find it hard to tell you
i find it hard to take
when people run in circles
its a very very
mad world,
mad world.
children waiting for the day they feel good
happy birthday
happy birthday
and they feel the way that every child should
sit and listen
sit and listen
went to school and i was very nervous
no one knew me
no one knew me
hello teacher tell me whats my lesson
look right through me
look right through me
and i find it kinda funny
i find it kinda sad
the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had
i find it hard to tell you
i find it hard to take
when people run in circles,
its a very very
mad world
mad world
mad world
enlarging your world
mad
world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M
^GREAT song
that song doesn't apply to how i feel,
but i WILL show you what song does
-------------------------------------------
all along the western front
people line up to recieve
she got the power in her hand
to shock you like you wont believe
so hot in the amazon
but the sun is shinin through her skin
standin there with nothin on
she gonna teach me how to swim
said ooh girl
shock me like an electic eel
baby girl
turn me on with your electric feel
said ooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
baby girl
turn my on with your electric feel
all along the eastern shore
put your seconds in the sea
this is what the world is for
makin electricity
you can feel it in your mind
ah you can do it all the time
plug it in and change the world
you are my electric girl
said ooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
baby girl
turn me on with your electric feel
said ooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
baby girl
turn me on with your electric feel
do what you feel now
electric feel no
do what you feel now
electric feel now
you what you feel now
electric feel now
do what you feel now
electric feel now
do what you feel now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJXar_27tWQ
yeahhhhhhh
how the song SOUNDS itself is how i feel right now
i just realized those lyrics dont really go along with my emotions
fuck it.
but yeah
OH you wanna know a GREAT way to blow off steam,
but on a song to decribe your emotion,
open up a word document,
and just type the lyrics and it plays and you listen
it feels AMAZING
yeah.
that's what i did up there ^
so this post kinda sucks
whatever
BYE :))))))
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
bbbbbooooooorrrrrrreeeeddd
this place needs a little bit of color:
so i'm gonna add some cool photographs and mix up the font every like 7 or so posts.
TOP FIVE FAV SITES
^ title says it all baby
AAAAAAAAND COUNTDOOOOOWN:
5. http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/index.jsp
4. http://www.last.fm/
3. http://www.youtube.com/
2. http://www.myspace.com/
1. http://facebook.com/
yup :D
PEACE HOMES
AAAAAAAAND COUNTDOOOOOWN:
5. http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/index.jsp
4. http://www.last.fm/
3. http://www.youtube.com/
2. http://www.myspace.com/
1. http://facebook.com/
yup :D
PEACE HOMES
what is up hiz hoppin pee poppin
^?
idk.
so guess what i'm doing right now?
reorganizing my bookmarked sites
YAYAYAYAYAYYYY
i'm kinda pissed right now
i was supposed to go to DRC with my dad today
but he chickened out
and yeah im PISSED
i have NOTHING to do today
my great aunt Marie wants to go shopping with me today.
bleck.
she's gonna wanna get all this girly shit for me.
grossssss.
she can't accept the fact that i dont like that stuff.
ick.
i'm supposed to call her back.
actually i was supposed to call her in the morning.
its 1 in the afternoon.
ugh.
i don't wanna hurt her feelings.
but i REALLY dont wanna go.
she's a tad bit...actually...she's really really really crazy.
and not good crazy.
well, sometimes its good crazy.
but bleck.
i really really really dont wanna hurt her feelings.
maybe i could fake being sick?
i was hoping going to DRC today would give me and excuse to not go.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
---------------------------------------
okay so most of the time i start writing a blog,
i quit,
because no one reads it.
and i get my hopes up too high,
but right now,
i'm just writing to write,
no high expectations,
although it WOULD be nice for someone to read,
and have it not be someone i already know,
or told to read this.
how do bloggers get fans?
well...not fans but people who read their blog consistently.
am i boring?
how do i get the word out there?
shit.
am i wasting my time?
no.
because there is no such waste of time when you're grounded for the rest of the thanksgiving break.
bee-allsack.
----------------------------------
so i added a bunch of new songs on my iPod earlier.
listenin to it on my iHome...
and iLoveit.
my music is so amazing.
i'Mnotgonnalie.
and iLike that other people don't know much about it.
it's something iCanenjoy for myself.
here's just a few of the guys i like, off the top of my head,
The Strokes, MGMT, Black Kids, Passion Pit, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Albert Hammond Jr, The Raconteurs, The Wombats, Spoon, Artctic Monkeys, The Flaming Lips, The Shins, Band Of Horses, Sublime, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltson, The Fratellis, The Killers, The Hives, Vampire Weekend, The Hush Sound, The Maccabees, Coconut Records, Noah And The Whale, Ra Ra Riot, The Pigeon Detectives, We Are Scientists, Silversun Pickups, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Incubus, & Los Campesinos.
....that's just a few....
it's insane how into Indie / Alternative music i am.
i'm quite proud too, because i found like 95% of it on my own.
xD
***INSERT CHEESY SMILE
bye now.
idk.
so guess what i'm doing right now?
reorganizing my bookmarked sites
YAYAYAYAYAYYYY
i'm kinda pissed right now
i was supposed to go to DRC with my dad today
but he chickened out
and yeah im PISSED
i have NOTHING to do today
my great aunt Marie wants to go shopping with me today.
bleck.
she's gonna wanna get all this girly shit for me.
grossssss.
she can't accept the fact that i dont like that stuff.
ick.
i'm supposed to call her back.
actually i was supposed to call her in the morning.
its 1 in the afternoon.
ugh.
i don't wanna hurt her feelings.
but i REALLY dont wanna go.
she's a tad bit...actually...she's really really really crazy.
and not good crazy.
well, sometimes its good crazy.
but bleck.
i really really really dont wanna hurt her feelings.
maybe i could fake being sick?
i was hoping going to DRC today would give me and excuse to not go.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
---------------------------------------
okay so most of the time i start writing a blog,
i quit,
because no one reads it.
and i get my hopes up too high,
but right now,
i'm just writing to write,
no high expectations,
although it WOULD be nice for someone to read,
and have it not be someone i already know,
or told to read this.
how do bloggers get fans?
well...not fans but people who read their blog consistently.
am i boring?
how do i get the word out there?
shit.
am i wasting my time?
no.
because there is no such waste of time when you're grounded for the rest of the thanksgiving break.
bee-allsack.
----------------------------------
so i added a bunch of new songs on my iPod earlier.
listenin to it on my iHome...
and iLoveit.
my music is so amazing.
i'Mnotgonnalie.
and iLike that other people don't know much about it.
it's something iCanenjoy for myself.
here's just a few of the guys i like, off the top of my head,
The Strokes, MGMT, Black Kids, Passion Pit, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Albert Hammond Jr, The Raconteurs, The Wombats, Spoon, Artctic Monkeys, The Flaming Lips, The Shins, Band Of Horses, Sublime, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltson, The Fratellis, The Killers, The Hives, Vampire Weekend, The Hush Sound, The Maccabees, Coconut Records, Noah And The Whale, Ra Ra Riot, The Pigeon Detectives, We Are Scientists, Silversun Pickups, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Incubus, & Los Campesinos.
....that's just a few....
it's insane how into Indie / Alternative music i am.
i'm quite proud too, because i found like 95% of it on my own.
xD
***INSERT CHEESY SMILE
bye now.
WEED FAIRY POT SMOKING SKATER POSING GANGSTA WANNA BE
OLDIE OLDIE OLDIEEE
longest title i've had yet.
ahh shiit.
someone get Guinness on the phone.
alright so guess what this ones about?
someone...something....somehow...bothering the ever living shit outta me.
anything new?
fuck na,
kay so my brother has this *friend?* named jake.
&nope. that name WAS NOT changed.
soo. last night i was at this dipshits pool.
and MEAN MR MUSTARD jacob was doin tricks (?) on his skateboard (?) with his six pack (?) a-showin it's true colors.
shiit. wheres that notepad of mine?
*NOTED*
a) get new notepad.
b) tricks? i could hardly call that a toddler crawl.
c) skateboard? im thinkin he might've found this *board with wheels* in his creek where his crackhead-fucked-ass-loser-no-shit older brother lives. but hey, this could just be the rum i had last night in my diet coke.
d) sixback? shiiit brah. wouldn't call it flab, but there was deff some love action goin on. *EHEM* correction! love HANDLE action goin on.
so back on crack...'xuse me. TRACK. i was sittin on a deck chair, texting, talking on the phone w| a friend of mine about her loser ass son of a bitch weed fairy fuck stick of an ex boyfriend. *further blogs will be included on such yanking motha Satanette.
so we were on the phone talking about Satanette's lack of being able to board. at all. ya know, talkin about how he cant do an ollie to save his fat ass mother's life. normal stuff. for me. OUT OF NO WHERE we (i?) hear.
"HELL JAKE! THAT WAS ONE KICK ASS 90 DEGREE!" nonetheless, it was number one fan Austin cheering on his fellow poser. i hang up the phone.
"do it again jake. this time multiply it by four" i say,
"360? Jake cant do that!" austin.
"how long have you been doing this again?" me.
"two and a half years. wait, are you including the half year he was in Reno? oh! what about the two months he was in nyc?" austin. didn't know why he didn't pull out his day planner of about 5 years. *snap* he never even included the times he was sick. i mean stomach flu? fatal. crucial to the whole wanna-be-punk-ass process. puhhhhlease.
"wait wait wait austin. you hush yer ass kissin mouth for just about three seconds. go study the facts on the back of the flash cards you crafted up in the time that jake actually WASN'T signing autographs. im pretty sure your mac/apple has you penciled in for a "iPop" quiz next tuesday." *me*
i guess all i heard we 'OOOOOHHHH!'s and 'SHIIIIIIIIIITTT!'s. whatever,
swear ta god, i thought austin would start crying. so he just ran to the basement. what the fuck ever. prolly goin to shoot up. be my guest. oh, & im pretty sure my mother has her exotic crack pipe from Hawaii in her purse somewhere in the 'adult room' upstairs. just a-tippin you off there, pal. just be careful of the strippers. they're the cheap kind. im sure theres crabs walkin all over the walls up there.
'madi you are the mother fucking shit' high fives, secret handshakes that i swear to effing god were never taught to before this, and even a butt smack? if i knew who it was, they'd be face-down in the pool STILL as i type this. fuck ass pervs.
so? to sum this whole SHABANG up, i asked jake one, teeny, tiny, little, simplified question.
"ollie. do one." i say,
"no shittin problem." jake.
skate up the ramp, turn around, push off anddddd....
guess where that landed him? well, it actually DIDN'T quite land..but hey, couldn't two ambulances and one fire truck clean that up?
course not.
longest title i've had yet.
ahh shiit.
someone get Guinness on the phone.
alright so guess what this ones about?
someone...something....somehow...bothering the ever living shit outta me.
anything new?
fuck na,
kay so my brother has this *friend?* named jake.
&nope. that name WAS NOT changed.
soo. last night i was at this dipshits pool.
and MEAN MR MUSTARD jacob was doin tricks (?) on his skateboard (?) with his six pack (?) a-showin it's true colors.
shiit. wheres that notepad of mine?
*NOTED*
a) get new notepad.
b) tricks? i could hardly call that a toddler crawl.
c) skateboard? im thinkin he might've found this *board with wheels* in his creek where his crackhead-fucked-ass-loser-no-shit older brother lives. but hey, this could just be the rum i had last night in my diet coke.
d) sixback? shiiit brah. wouldn't call it flab, but there was deff some love action goin on. *EHEM* correction! love HANDLE action goin on.
so back on crack...'xuse me. TRACK. i was sittin on a deck chair, texting, talking on the phone w| a friend of mine about her loser ass son of a bitch weed fairy fuck stick of an ex boyfriend. *further blogs will be included on such yanking motha Satanette.
so we were on the phone talking about Satanette's lack of being able to board. at all. ya know, talkin about how he cant do an ollie to save his fat ass mother's life. normal stuff. for me. OUT OF NO WHERE we (i?) hear.
"HELL JAKE! THAT WAS ONE KICK ASS 90 DEGREE!" nonetheless, it was number one fan Austin cheering on his fellow poser. i hang up the phone.
"do it again jake. this time multiply it by four" i say,
"360? Jake cant do that!" austin.
"how long have you been doing this again?" me.
"two and a half years. wait, are you including the half year he was in Reno? oh! what about the two months he was in nyc?" austin. didn't know why he didn't pull out his day planner of about 5 years. *snap* he never even included the times he was sick. i mean stomach flu? fatal. crucial to the whole wanna-be-punk-ass process. puhhhhlease.
"wait wait wait austin. you hush yer ass kissin mouth for just about three seconds. go study the facts on the back of the flash cards you crafted up in the time that jake actually WASN'T signing autographs. im pretty sure your mac/apple has you penciled in for a "iPop" quiz next tuesday." *me*
i guess all i heard we 'OOOOOHHHH!'s and 'SHIIIIIIIIIITTT!'s. whatever,
swear ta god, i thought austin would start crying. so he just ran to the basement. what the fuck ever. prolly goin to shoot up. be my guest. oh, & im pretty sure my mother has her exotic crack pipe from Hawaii in her purse somewhere in the 'adult room' upstairs. just a-tippin you off there, pal. just be careful of the strippers. they're the cheap kind. im sure theres crabs walkin all over the walls up there.
'madi you are the mother fucking shit' high fives, secret handshakes that i swear to effing god were never taught to before this, and even a butt smack? if i knew who it was, they'd be face-down in the pool STILL as i type this. fuck ass pervs.
so? to sum this whole SHABANG up, i asked jake one, teeny, tiny, little, simplified question.
"ollie. do one." i say,
"no shittin problem." jake.
skate up the ramp, turn around, push off anddddd....
guess where that landed him? well, it actually DIDN'T quite land..but hey, couldn't two ambulances and one fire truck clean that up?
course not.
MJ
OLDIE
so today i watched this michael jackson special on dateline
*lord knows how bored i was*
and it turns out..he seemed actually like a nice guy...
but jesus fucking christ was he effed up.
i swear to god.
you should watch it.
disturbing.
okay so i guess what i wanted to say was i guess i was never a huge fan of michael jackson or anything, but he didn't deserve to die.
..
wouldn't mind if he was institutionalized for a bit?
but whado i know...
so today i watched this michael jackson special on dateline
*lord knows how bored i was*
and it turns out..he seemed actually like a nice guy...
but jesus fucking christ was he effed up.
i swear to god.
you should watch it.
disturbing.
okay so i guess what i wanted to say was i guess i was never a huge fan of michael jackson or anything, but he didn't deserve to die.
..
wouldn't mind if he was institutionaliz
but whado i know...
what the fu...?
OLDIE
okay so i dont get this,
personal opinion here, yep this ones just kinda out there.
alright...sooo pc4pc?
nope. im actually one of the first people NOT bothering you for picture comments
i dont see why some people have to beg for comments.
i think it makes the people i love seem like someone theyre not
it makes them look desperate, and your not(:
i dont think some people see it, but asking for people to "leave you love" is like asking friends for money.
it's kinda like...."well...uh sure? i guess? here ya go?"
people are so different online...some people say stuff that they wouldn't DREAM of saying in person to someone.
what has the world come to?
myspace & facebook?
is that how we adress someone we love?
someone we hate?
EVEN someone we've never even met before?
when people leave you comments, you want them to be from the heart right?
not because you asked them to do it.
"leaving love" is when someone openly and on their own leaves you something.
wall posting, pic comment, message, comment, what ever.
all the same.
still..desperate sounding?
i'm just putting that out there.
it just seems stupid to ME.
am i right?
okay so i dont get this,
personal opinion here, yep this ones just kinda out there.
alright...sooo pc4pc?
nope. im actually one of the first people NOT bothering you for picture comments
i dont see why some people have to beg for comments.
i think it makes the people i love seem like someone theyre not
it makes them look desperate, and your not(:
i dont think some people see it, but asking for people to "leave you love" is like asking friends for money.
it's kinda like.
people are so different online...some people say stuff that they wouldn't DREAM of saying in person to someone.
what has the world come to?
myspace & facebook?
is that how we adress someone we love?
someone we hate?
EVEN someone we've never even met before?
when people leave you comments, you want them to be from the heart right?
not because you asked them to do it.
"leaving love" is when someone openly and on their own leaves you something.
wall posting, pic comment, message, comment, what ever.
all the same.
still..desperate sounding?
i'm just putting that out there.
it just seems stupid to ME.
am i right?
yep?
OLDIE
Yup.
So this is a website?
Blog?
Blow-off-ye-olde-steam-er?
Gah. Who gives a flyin fu.....
Never mind.
Ow, my dogs chewing on the bottom of my pant leg.
And i just cracked my knuckles ten x to the extreme?
I miss Chandler.
BeastieBOYS are the shiiit.
96ROCK really does rock my socks.
'eat more chikin'
stfu Obama.
Go fuck yer 'bama-mama.
Hyphenated.
Tits. Pig's chewin my carpet.
Gotta fly?
Im really not even black.
Peace?
K, wheres my note pad?
Guess it's time to mentalize it uppppp?
*mental* note to myself?
Im not that *G* either.
IM from kelsey?
Shall i update the stalker?
Sure, I was just about to pass out copies of my ID & business cards with my address and what time i go to sleep....
Bye?
Yup.
So this is a website?
Blog?
Blow-off-ye-olde-steam-er?
Gah. Who gives a flyin fu.....
Never mind.
Ow, my dogs chewing on the bottom of my pant leg.
And i just cracked my knuckles ten x to the extreme?
I miss Chandler.
BeastieBOYS are the shiiit.
96ROCK really does rock my socks.
'eat more chikin'
stfu Obama.
Go fuck yer 'bama-mama.
Hyphenated.
Tits. Pig's chewin my carpet.
Gotta fly?
Im really not even black.
Peace?
K, wheres my note pad?
Guess it's time to mentalize it uppppp?
*mental* note to myself?
Im not that *G* either.
IM from kelsey?
Shall i update the stalker?
Sure, I was just about to pass out copies of my ID & business cards with my address and what time i go to sleep....
Bye?
ye oldies
GOOD MORNING (:
i have a feeling that today will be good,
...maybe
.
alright so apparently i had another blog before this one?
and blogger like just loaded it?
sooo i'm gonna copy copy copy copy &&&&&& paste.
i read them
they're old,
but i like 'em.
wanna know something kinda gross?
i haven't taken a shower in THREE DAYS.
it's Wednesday,
and the last time i took one was Sunday night.
GOD i am SO gross.
oh my gosh.
i love my sister,
she just came up and gave me the most wonderful cup of coffee i have ever consumed.
hehehehehe (x
this is amazing.
OFF TO OLD POSTS....WE GOOOOOO!
i have a feeling that today will be good,
...maybe
.
alright so apparently i had another blog before this one?
and blogger like just loaded it?
sooo i'm gonna copy copy copy copy &&&&&& paste.
i read them
they're old,
but i like 'em.
wanna know something kinda gross?
i haven't taken a shower in THREE DAYS.
it's Wednesday,
and the last time i took one was Sunday night.
GOD i am SO gross.
oh my gosh.
i love my sister,
she just came up and gave me the most wonderful cup of coffee i have ever consumed.
hehehehehe (x
this is amazing.
OFF TO OLD POSTS....WE GOOOOOO!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
HUSBAND
SHORT POST:
^ THIS.
THIS IS MY HUSBAND,
AND I LOVE HIM. <33
ALBERT. SEXY. HAMMOND. SEXY. JR. SEXY. SEXMEUPATOPASKYSCRAPER.
KAY?
OK COOOOL.
black kids told me to listen to my body tonight
i love the black kids.
they're a band.
http://www.blackkidsmusic.com/news.html
click the blue^
& you'll have a different outlook on life itself.
i'm SO cold right now.
goosebumps+chilled sprite=city of willys
*******side note: 'city of willys' = most excellent band name
why is it that people freak out over topfriends on myspace?!?!
....
can i be...
JUNO QUOTEEEEEEEEEE »
'honest to blog'
here???
because.....
i feel like SHIT when i get moved down on people's tops, too......
GOD
that's so pathetic to admit!!!!
i feel so ashamed!!!
you won't tell anyone right?
shhhhh.
but like wouldn't you?
if someones taking the time and effort to actually move you lower on what Tom considers your ranking of all the friends you have on your friends list??
like OUCH.
that hurts, breh.
i hate it even worse that just not even being on someone's tops.
like,
one day
"FUCK BALLS BREH! I'M NUMBER THREE! SCORE!"
and then the next day,
'WHAT?!?! I'M MOTHER FUCKIN *SIX* NOW?!?!'
it just makes you think, you know?
like, all these thoughts race through my head,
and i wonder
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
balls.
i've become exactly what i discriminate against.
humph.
¿?¿?¿?¿
^^^^^^
SHIT.
THAT.
IS.
FUCKINAMAZING.
hmmmm
wonder what else i can do....
oh.
ma.
damn......
'nough said.
night.
they're a band.
http://www.blackkidsmusic.com/news.html
click the blue^
& you'll have a different outlook on life itself.
i'm SO cold right now.
goosebumps+chilled sprite=city of willys
*******side note: 'city of willys' = most excellent band name
why is it that people freak out over topfriends on myspace?!?!
....
can i be...
JUNO QUOTEEEEEEEEEE »
'honest to blog'
here???
because.....
i feel like SHIT when i get moved down on people's tops, too......
GOD
that's so pathetic to admit!!!!
i feel so ashamed!!!
you won't tell anyone right?
shhhhh.
but like wouldn't you?
if someones taking the time and effort to actually move you lower on what Tom considers your ranking of all the friends you have on your friends list??
like OUCH.
that hurts, breh.
i hate it even worse that just not even being on someone's tops.
like,
one day
"FUCK BALLS BREH! I'M NUMBER THREE! SCORE!"
and then the next day,
'WHAT?!?! I'M MOTHER FUCKIN *SIX* NOW?!?!'
it just makes you think, you know?
like, all these thoughts race through my head,
and i wonder
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
balls.
i've become exactly what i discriminate against.
humph.
¿?¿?¿?¿
^^^^^^
SHIT.
THAT.
IS.
FUCKINAMAZING.
hmmmm
wonder what else i can do....
oh.
ma.
damn......
'nough said.
night.
confessions.
okay so yeah.
i'm not gonna lie here.
i copy and paste the good bulletins from myspace that i...post.
but lemme explain.
so two people
(SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS)
were like having a bulletin fight...
so yeah...
GOD ohio sucks.
the people here are retarded.
i wanna go to new york.
okay so since i already started this, i'm gonna continue with more shat.
so i have like this knot in my throat,
you know like the one you get when you're about to cry?
but i'm fine now.
i'm done with the crying...
for now...
god.
i'm such an emotional person.
no, i do not...
cut.
slash.
carve.
gash.
pierce.
prick.
rip.
slit.
snip.
stab.
trim.
OR wound myself in anyway, shape, or form.
...why in fucks name do i know all the synonyms for cut?
this isn't looking too promising.
so back to the knot in my throat.
it hurts.
i think it might be because........
...........
...........
...........
...........
sorry i needed a sprite,
allllllllll better (:
HEYIFOUNDABENDYSTRAWBEHINDMYKEYBOARD!
is it lame that i'm excited about the fact that our black collared name-stitched selected choir shirts came in?
because i am PUMPED to wear it.
& is it ALSO pathetic that i'm 'pulling an all-nighter with myself tonight'?
****that was not slang for any form of masturbation....that can wait....
.....TOTALLY kidding****
well because i am pulling an all-nighter with myself.
and two other.
me & i might join in on the action.
why is that my boyfriend hangs out with me & we're around *my* friends, but we need chill together around *his* friends?
is he embarrassed of me?.........
stupid question.
bye.
(don't worry...there's more xD)
i'm not gonna lie here.
i copy and paste the good bulletins from myspace that i...post.
but lemme explain.
so two people
(SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS)
were like having a bulletin fight...
so yeah...
GOD ohio sucks.
the people here are retarded.
i wanna go to new york.
okay so since i already started this, i'm gonna continue with more shat.
so i have like this knot in my throat,
you know like the one you get when you're about to cry?
but i'm fine now.
i'm done with the crying...
for now...
god.
i'm such an emotional person.
no, i do not...
cut.
slash.
carve.
gash.
pierce.
prick.
rip.
slit.
snip.
stab.
trim.
OR wound myself in anyway, shape, or form.
...why in fucks name do i know all the synonyms for cut?
this isn't looking too promising.
so back to the knot in my throat.
it hurts.
i think it might be because........
...........
...........
...........
...........
sorry i needed a sprite,
allllllllll better (:
HEYIFOUNDABENDYSTRAWBEHINDMYKEYBOARD!
is it lame that i'm excited about the fact that our black collared name-stitched selected choir shirts came in?
because i am PUMPED to wear it.
& is it ALSO pathetic that i'm 'pulling an all-nighter with myself tonight'?
****that was not slang for any form of masturbation....that can wait....
.....TOTALLY kidding****
well because i am pulling an all-nighter with myself.
and two other.
me & i might join in on the action.
why is that my boyfriend hangs out with me & we're around *my* friends, but we need chill together around *his* friends?
is he embarrassed of me?.........
stupid question.
bye.
(don't worry...there's more xD)
waddafuck
hi, hello, good evening.
there's been a lot of buzz goin on tonight.
i got on,
looked at the bulletin board,
and WOO-HOO-HOO
it is gettin *heated*
today (like the last two weeks)
sucked for the most part.
ohio kids are
FAGS? no.
GAY? no.
LOSERS? no.
WANNABES? no.
COTTONHEADEDNINYMUGGIMS?
YES.
talked to jake on the phone,
made my day (:
we yelled,
i cried,
we talked,
we laughed,
i snorted,
we gushed about how much we love each other,
and then i realized...
i can't live without this boy.
fuck you mum and pop.
i love him.
and i'm not gonna stop.
not even TWO WEEKS of not seeing him changes anything.
we're about as real as your mom's saggy tits (x
experienced and silicone free...
that came out wrong.
point is i'm in deep continuous ongoing love with that boy (:
and when i see him,
well my heart just might burst (:
————————————————————
mitchell davis inspires me.
i wanna be on youtube.
hmmmmmmmmm.
what if we were all italian?
no like i'm serious.
what if we were all tan and dark and talked funny,
and just ate italian dressing *all fuckin day*
....i'd probably be undeniably happy.
lalalalalalalalalalalalala.
don't text.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrounded.
:D
it's gonna be a blast.
is it pathetic that i can sing the national anthem in Scandinavian?
thought so.
BYE.
there's been a lot of buzz goin on tonight.
i got on,
looked at the bulletin board,
and WOO-HOO-HOO
it is gettin *heated*
today (like the last two weeks)
sucked for the most part.
ohio kids are
FAGS? no.
GAY? no.
LOSERS? no.
WANNABES? no.
COTTONHEADEDNIN
YES.
talked to jake on the phone,
made my day (:
we yelled,
i cried,
we talked,
we laughed,
i snorted,
we gushed about how much we love each other,
and then i realized...
i can't live without this boy.
fuck you mum and pop.
i love him.
and i'm not gonna stop.
not even TWO WEEKS of not seeing him changes anything.
we're about as real as your mom's saggy tits (x
experienced and silicone free...
that came out wrong.
point is i'm in deep continuous ongoing love with that boy (:
and when i see him,
well my heart just might burst (:
———————————————
mitchell davis inspires me.
i wanna be on youtube.
hmmmmmmmmm.
what if we were all italian?
no like i'm serious.
what if we were all tan and dark and talked funny,
and just ate italian dressing *all fuckin day*
....i'd probably be undeniably happy.
lalalalalalalal
don't text.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
:D
it's gonna be a blast.
is it pathetic that i can sing the national anthem in Scandinavian?
thought so.
BYE.
EPIPHANY
Okay get this:
The original guy from Blue's Clues, Steve...
Left the show, to pursue his career in Indie Rock music!!!
Isn't that fucking AWESOME?!
I'm listening to some of his stuff right now.
And I'm likin' it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Z9-bfMYAk
^^^^^^ i like it :D
So my mom's in the hospital :(((
She had a really bad case of the flu like all week,
Took too many aspirins,
And some how she got a rip in her stomach.
So she was internally bleeding
And coughing up blood,
And at six in the morning she called my uncle Darrin,
And he took her to Urgent Care,
And was then transfered to Mercy Hospital.
She's okay...
But I mean like...
She could've died...
My dad's out of town...
And I mean like...
Wow...
It's really eye opening,
And it makes me appreciate things a lot more now.
:/
Idk...
Don't text.
I miss you, baby.
Bye.
The original guy from Blue's Clues, Steve...
Left the show, to pursue his career in Indie Rock music!!!
Isn't that fucking AWESOME?!
I'm listening to some of his stuff right now.
And I'm likin' it.
http:
^^^^^^ i like it :D
So my mom's in the hospital :(((
She had a really bad case of the flu like all week,
Took too many aspirins,
And some how she got a rip in her stomach.
So she was internally bleeding
And coughing up blood,
And at six in the morning she called my uncle Darrin,
And he took her to Urgent Care,
And was then transfered to Mercy Hospital.
She's okay...
But I mean like...
She could've died...
My dad's out of town...
And I mean like...
Wow...
It's really eye opening,
And it makes me appreciate things a lot more now.
:/
Idk...
Don't text.
I miss you, baby.
Bye.
throw it out 'dere like the first pitch on opening day
Here we go:
You're NOT the shit,
You're NOT cool enough to think that you can be downright rude to people,
(^no one is^)
You're NOT funny,
Adults DON'T admire you're snooty/stuck up behavior,
And you can't sing worth shit, so stop acting like you can.
Ugh.
People piss the hell out of me sometimes.
Here's another one for ya:
Yep. I'm standing here. I don't look like I've tried at all to get ready in the morning,
and yes, I don't care.
You think my 'skinny jean big shirt look' is stupid?
Kay,
That's cool,
I'll just deposit your commentary into the bank of shit I'm just not interested in looking at.
Oh, you think I'm annoying?
Hehehe (:
Then don't listen to me.
I'm just here to have a good time.
You don't like the way I just *AM*?
Well, that really sucks enormous camel dick,
Because I-D-O-N-T-C-A-R-E
How's that?
Not seeing New Moon tonight,
Glad about it.
Don't have my phone,
So don't text,
I only really wanna talk to two people specifically.
Everyone else is BUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
I *don't* care.
If you don't understand,
there's a reason I haven't told you.
Obviously.
HAHAHAHAHAHA*
Ohhhhh.
And someone else:
STOP COMMENTING PEOPLES PICTURES WITH A HINT OF SLIGHT BITCHINESS.
You don't go to this fucking school anymore,
And I know *I* don't give a flying fuck,
Don't know about the other people,
But it's annoying,
And for the most part people aren't interested in talking to you anymore.
Try making some new friends, sweetie.
Thanks.
I REALLY want my phone,
I REALLY wanna be in his arms,
I REALLY want people to stop being such god damn annoyances,
And I REALLY want a better straightener.
***Don't text.
Hmmmmm.
That felt good.
Bye.
You're NOT the shit,
You're NOT cool enough to think that you can be downright rude to people,
(^no one is^)
You're NOT funny,
Adults DON'T admire you're snooty/stuck up behavior,
And you can't sing worth shit, so stop acting like you can.
Ugh.
People piss the hell out of me sometimes.
Here's another one for ya:
Yep. I'm standing here. I don't look like I've tried at all to get ready in the morning,
and yes, I don't care.
You think my 'skinny jean big shirt look' is stupid?
Kay,
That's cool,
I'll just deposit your commentary into the bank of shit I'm just not interested in looking at.
Oh, you think I'm annoying?
Hehehe (:
Then don't listen to me.
I'm just here to have a good time.
You don't like the way I just *AM*?
Well, that really sucks enormous camel dick,
Because I-
How's that?
Not seeing New Moon tonight,
Glad about it.
Don't have my phone,
So don't text,
I only really wanna talk to two people specifically.
Everyone else is BUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
I *don't* care.
If you don't understand,
there's a reason I haven't told you.
Obviously.
HAHAHAHAHAHA*
Ohhhhh.
And someone else:
STOP COMMENTING PEOPLES PICTURES WITH A HINT OF SLIGHT BITCHINESS.
You don't go to this fucking school anymore,
And I know *I* don't give a flying fuck,
Don't know about the other people,
But it's annoying,
And for the most part people aren't interested in talking to you anymore.
Try making some new friends, sweetie.
Thanks.
I REALLY want my phone,
I REALLY wanna be in his arms,
I REALLY want people to stop being such god damn annoyances,
And I REALLY want a better straightener.
***Don't text.
Hmmmmm.
That felt good.
Bye.
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